A 12 year-olds pick-up lines...
I lost my library card, so do you mind if I check you out?
Are you Jamaican? Cause JA-makin' me crazy!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
You're so hot your going to melt the elastic in my underwear.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Stop drop and roll - cause baby you're on fire.
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet bowl.
Maybe you've seen my picture - it's under KABLAM in the dictionary.
How did you get through security? Because baby you are da bomb!
posted by TLC @ 1/18/2006 02:32:00 PM
2 Comments:
Thanks I needed a laugh!!!
Those are too funny! Did those type of lines work on you at 12? I am sure if anyone had tried to "pick me up" it totally would have worked! (I was so innocent and naive and sweet and my face was buried in a book 90% of the time!)
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